Vic Sinister gets a lot of strange phone calls. Mostly wrong numbers from guys named Swifty who wants the money this cocksucker named Vic owes him. Vic has to explain the fact that she's a girl. So the next time Swifty calls it's about an entirely different interpretation of cocksucking. Swifty was having an Olympic games party at his house and thought Vic might be a welcome addition to when the Chinese volleyball finals became a bit overbearing. Our lovely Vic, knowing a smooth move or two, squeezed a mouthful of mayonnaise, spread her legs for the drippings and went to town on Swifty's buddies who are now all dying to know when the next shindig is. The opening day of football season is right around the corner. But Vic Sinister already knows the score.